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"day 13 1 day left"

what

there’s a secret day

god damn it I want this over tho

HEY THERE’S SNOW

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

a zaltys is not a worthy opponent

she says they are but she is wrong

Anonymous said:
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
dajo42 replied:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

I really wanna finish LR but I know that the likelihood for me to finish fanart drops through the fucking floor after I finish a video game and also Idk if I’m ready to part with these characters once and for all

banderboucher:

The third in a trilogy 

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

livvyplaysfinalfantasy:

That is the shrug of a man who gives no fucks.