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disclaimer: this is the second summer in a row almost exclusively devoted to Final Fantasy and I can guarantee that if you try to talk to me about anything but then unfortunately I will not have much to say

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

what was really fucked up was this lady brought something to the register and it came up like $21 and she was like “no it said $15” so I called someone to check and they verified it was $21 and she was like “no” and I got tired of her and called a manager and she got it for $15

I don’t understand and that was ridiculous

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

the lipsticks I ordered came in the mail and I tried on one before I showered but I don’t have time for the others and I’m all excited over them hhhh

missbonniebunny:

~*~summer looks~*~ <3
I’m so in love with this dress I got it in every pattern I could find. {only $10, ayyyyyyyyy}

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

you can tell me whatever you want about McDonalds like their food processing methods are questionable or that there’s no certainty when it comes to sanitary conditions and I’ll agree with you but the moment you put a Big Mac in my hand I do not fucking care

I have an inexplicable rash on my chest and it’s mild but itchy but if I scratch it it will turn really red and then I’ll have this red splotch on my chest and people will be like “what’s wrong with your skin”