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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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have you guys seen that episode of Steven Universe with the reoccurring Cloud Strife doll what nerdy artist sneaked that in

Beyoncé listening to her music.

No Flex Zone Remix
Nicki Minaj
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xorecklesslyyoung:

No Flex Zone Remix x Nicki Minaj

"but if you’re ugly it’s a no text zone, it’s a no sex zone, it’s a no flex zone"

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

asterionboy:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

general zhao

asterionboy:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

general zhao

internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

astro paper is as done as it’s going to get